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It wasn't too long ago that the clog—the footwear style of choice for stressed-out sous-chefs and kindly medical professionals alike—seemed doomed to remain relegated to the back of bustling restaurants and squeaky-clean hospital halls for all of eternity. I mean, c'mon. It's the clog. It was never going to be...cool, right? Right? Well, in a word: wrong.
Sure, the style's functionality and comfort have always been big selling points, but it's more than that. See, there's something about the clogs' adamantly anti-fashion status that's suddenly the most fashionable thing a shoe can be right now. And yes, for those keeping track at home, we've been headed this way for a while, but it's only recently that the clog really popped off, turning up on the IG accounts of guys who readily acknowledge Guy Fieri as the bona fide style icon he's always been.
Undoubtedly, part of the clog's appeal lies in its utter lack of regard for the tired norms of what most people would consider, uh, conventional "good taste." The clog doesn't give a f*ck if you like it and, much like your first unrequited middle school crush, that only makes you like it even more. So if you fancy yourself a glutton for punishment, here's 15 of the best to buy now, from high-end designer takes that riff on the original silhouette to OGs that'll still be around long after fashion's typically fleeting interest in the style fizzles out.
Birkenstock is, and always will be, the first name in the clog game, and for good reason. If you stopped scrolling now you'd still be set.
And when it comes to Birks, don't overlook the classic, the icon, the infallible Boston clog with suede leather.
These were built with post-workout recovery in mind, but they'll still make your feet happy even if your entire "workout" was shuffling from the couch to the fridge.
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Still setting the standard, even after all these years.
A sporty, casual riff on rubber clogs, with Adidas' signature three-stripe logo to complete the look.
Who knew clogs could be so luxurious? Bottega did, apparently. That's why their rubber clogs are sleek, comfy, and dope as hell.
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For clogs that imbue a bit of elegance into the every day, these perforated ones from Gucci are a perfect pairing to your trousers of choice.
Docs are known to withstand the test of time, so say hello to a durable pair of clogs you'll keep forever.
Polo Ralph Lauren Turbach Shearling-Lined Suede Clog
Polo Ralph Lauren Turbach Shearling-Lined Suede Clog
Soft, cushiony, old money clogs that make you want to invest in a cashmere sweater and a house in Martha's Vineyard.
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A chunky, classic style that you can stomp around in all winter long, thanks to Hunter's weatherproof technology.
Clogs, meet the world of British streetwear. These are sleek and cool, and they certainly don't skimp out on comfort.
Leave it to Coach to make a simple pair of clogs into a designer must-have. With a jacquard logo upper and gold metal hardware, these leather-lined shoes are a staple.
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Your coziest pair of shoes, guaranteed.
The best way to make a pair of clogs into a high-end, versatile style that you can dress up? Slap the Prada logo on 'em, obviously.
Minimalism at its finest—whatever vibe you're going for, these are ready to adapt.
